The rules (y de vuelta al lenguaje comun)

The first rule of dwarf club is...you do not talk about dwarf club.
The second rule of dwarf club is.....YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT DWARF CLUB.
The thirf rule of dwarf club is...When somebody says stop or goes beyond 5 hp, the fight is over.
The fourth rule of dwarf club is...Only two humanoids a fight fellas
Fifth rule...Only one fight at a time (does not apply if you´re fighting Miruvore, he´s worth a bunch, a BIG bunch)
Sixth rule...no armor, no boots, no axes, no swords, no deathspells or healing.
Seventh rule...Fights go on until Imhaet throws up...or as long as they have to.
Eighth rule...If this is your First night at dwarf club, you have to be a dwarf....or fight.